How to get a guy's attention

I actually wrote this as a comment on someone else's blog, but I liked it so much I decided to make it an entry here...

I'd have to say that to get a guy's attention, you should not only dress up, but also comment on how you think that mac 'n' cheese is the bestest romantic dinner food ever. After that, climb a tree and yell "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!" Then immediately kick him in the gut. After he pukes, clean it up, but save the puke so that on your 10th anniversary you can pull it out and reminisce on the day that he realized that you were the one for him. After you clean up the puke and throw it in the freezer, tell him that you want a dog named fluffy and that mighty mouse is your favorite cartoon show EVER. Then drive to Des Moines, Iowa and pick up a pizza from your favorite pizza joint. Drive back and eat the whole pizza on your way back. Give him the pizza box, and then he's sure to love you forever. It's foolproof!