Characteristics of a Great Poop
In no particular order:
1. It's totally solid.
2. It takes a little bit of time, effort, and/or discomfort but in the end feels totally worth it.
3. Your intestines feel empty afterwards.
4. Wiping takes minimal effort.
5. You can look at the end result with pride.
6. Afterwards, the sun shines a little brighter, your TV seems a little bigger, and people seem a little friendlier.
1. It's totally solid.
2. It takes a little bit of time, effort, and/or discomfort but in the end feels totally worth it.
3. Your intestines feel empty afterwards.
4. Wiping takes minimal effort.
5. You can look at the end result with pride.
6. Afterwards, the sun shines a little brighter, your TV seems a little bigger, and people seem a little friendlier.
posted by jbirdjavi at 12:36 PM
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