All About Eggs

[19:15] sweet: then pick a topic
[19:16] jbirdjavi: humpty dumpty
[19:16] sweet: ok
[19:16] sweet: he sat on a wall
[19:17] jbirdjavi: yeah?
[19:17] jbirdjavi: well i heard he fell
[19:17] sweet: oh no are u serious
[19:18] jbirdjavi: yeah
[19:18] jbirdjavi: dead serious
[19:18] sweet: not cool
[19:18] sweet: what happened?
[19:18] sweet: is he hurt?
[19:19] jbirdjavi: well the king's horses and the king's men came to the scene right away
[19:19] sweet: and?
[19:19] sweet: i didn't know we had a king
[19:19] jbirdjavi: me either
[19:19] jbirdjavi: maybe it was the president's horses and men
[19:20] jbirdjavi: well, either way, they couldn't put him back together again
[19:20] sweet: oh know
[19:20] sweet: was there a service for him?
[19:21] jbirdjavi: well i think after they failed, they brought him to an actual doctor that fixed him up again
[19:21] sweet: oh ok well that's good
[19:21] sweet: phew
[19:22] jbirdjavi: yeah well it was kinda scary when the horses were trying to put him together
[19:22] sweet: oh yeah?
[19:22] jbirdjavi: yeah, i think they did more harm than good
[19:22] sweet: how so
[19:23] jbirdjavi: well they were just kicking the pieces around
[19:23] sweet: oh i see yeah that doesn't work
[19:23] jbirdjavi: not so much