Jim

Jim was walking along the path when suddenly he noticed that an orange was sitting in the middle of the path in front of him. Jim stopped and stared at the orange. After a few minutes, the orange rolled slightly to the left and said in a loud voice, "YOU MAY PASS." Jim was slightly taken aback, as he had never before been told by an orange that he could pass. Jim took a step back and pondered what to do. After a few more minutes, Jim stepped forward, bent down, and picked up the orange. Since he happened to have an orange peeler in his back pocket, he took it out, peeled the orange, and ate it. Jim continued walking on the path until he got to his destination. Two days later, Jim realized that he had eaten a talking orange, which is a fairly unique phenomenon. Jim felt remorse. Two months later, Jim started the Talking Orange Relief Society, which was dedicated to the preservation and protection of talking oranges around the world. You, too, can help. Just jump on Facebook and join the Talking Orange Relief Society group. For every person that joins, Jim will donate three flip-flops to the needy oranges of Western Utah. You too, can save a talking orange.