And I'm in Colorado
So when I should be doing something (i.e. homework), what do I do? Blog. And when I have nothing to do, what do I do? Nothing. Messed up? Yeah. But then again, I did attack a knife with a fork yesterday at dinner. I think Katie just about decided that I was insane. Which is probably not far off. I do enjoy a touch of insanity at times. Especially when nearly everything else in my life decides to just get all weird and drama-like. What to do at that point? Go insane! At the very least it's good for a few laughs.
So the other day I was driving around Fort Collins, CO and I pulled into a gas station. The gas station looked at me and said, "You suck!" And so I turned to the gas station and I told it, "You're darn right I suck!" And then the gas station looked like it was going to cry. I asked what was wrong and the gas station went into this half-hour long cry-session about how one time it had stepped out of its comfort zone and asked out a girl that always came to fill up her car there. Well, apparently she screamed her lungs out, drove off, and never returned. The gas station was extremely hurt by this, so he just started building walls between himself and his patrons and now it was to the point where he would just yell "You Suck!" at nearly every single person that decided to fill up at the station. But everyone always either got scared and drove off, or yelled back something about how the gas station sucked. It had never been affirmed in its statement like I had done. And when that happened, it felt horrible and just lost it. I decided that the gas station was just really messed up in the head so I stole a tank that was sitting out in the middle of the street and just drove the tank into the station and the pumps. And then I think I remember some sort of explosion that caused a loss of consciousness. I'm not quite sure if I woke up from that or not.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the anvil that fell out of the sky and just crushed this lady that was walking by.
(Who the heck let me on staff if this is the stuff that comes out of my head??)
So the other day I was driving around Fort Collins, CO and I pulled into a gas station. The gas station looked at me and said, "You suck!" And so I turned to the gas station and I told it, "You're darn right I suck!" And then the gas station looked like it was going to cry. I asked what was wrong and the gas station went into this half-hour long cry-session about how one time it had stepped out of its comfort zone and asked out a girl that always came to fill up her car there. Well, apparently she screamed her lungs out, drove off, and never returned. The gas station was extremely hurt by this, so he just started building walls between himself and his patrons and now it was to the point where he would just yell "You Suck!" at nearly every single person that decided to fill up at the station. But everyone always either got scared and drove off, or yelled back something about how the gas station sucked. It had never been affirmed in its statement like I had done. And when that happened, it felt horrible and just lost it. I decided that the gas station was just really messed up in the head so I stole a tank that was sitting out in the middle of the street and just drove the tank into the station and the pumps. And then I think I remember some sort of explosion that caused a loss of consciousness. I'm not quite sure if I woke up from that or not.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the anvil that fell out of the sky and just crushed this lady that was walking by.
(Who the heck let me on staff if this is the stuff that comes out of my head??)
posted by jbirdjavi at 5:04 PM
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