Jim Thacker Poophead

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jen. Jen lived in a huge mansion on the Californian coast. Jen also likes cougars. She likes cougars so much, that two rooms of her mansion are dedicated to cougars and in fact contain live cougars. One day, one of the cougars escaped and ran down the coast to Los Angeles. There, the cougar found a job as an actor in a movie. In fact, he will actually play the role of Professor Snape in the next Harry Potter movie. Jen, however, was sad that the cougar had left, but was ecstatic when she saw him on Entertainment Tonight as they covered all the latest Harry Potter gossip. She drove down to LA and saw the cougar as he was leaving the set for the day. She yelled towards him, "Nathanial!" (for the cougar was named Nathanial). The cougar saw Jen, and leaped toward her and they enjoyed an emotional hug and cry session. And they lived happily ever after in the Warner Brothers movie lot.